[Feed opens on black paws, black as in his skin, not fur. There are short hairs growing, just as black as his skin, however. Everything from paws up is covered in impressive bandaging.

In those paws is a small figurine of Buddha made from wood. His other paw holds the carving utensil, and there's a blowing of air from off screen. Shavings float ( Read more... )

mister ping's noodles and tofu will be closed until further notice

i hope everyone feels better soon

[The feed opens on a familiar scene ( Read more... )

[The feed turns on, revealing a rather tired-looking panda. A little exhausted, really, if one takes in the heavily growing amount of white hair on the ends of rounded black ears, if one tries to hug him and figures out that one's arms may reach, if one looks at usually brilliant jade eyes and finds only swamp-like murkiness ( Read more... )

[Po looks a bit...well, rather uncertain, and there's the sound of purring as Xifeng goes in and out of the screen, nuzzling all around the great big furry panda.]

Did you guys see the uh...? The...thing. And now there's lots of new people or something?

[He pauses, scratching his neck. One might be able to spot a noodle hanging around his neck ( Read more... )

[Feed opens with something like shrieking for a moment, but then it's a great deal of wood splintering and shattering. And, the voice that carries, don't you know it, is the panda's.]

Hey! Hey! I don't know who you guys think you are, but you can't just come in and ruin-HEY NOW! HEY!

[There's grunting, but not like hogs or any other "real" animal ( Read more... )

[What's that sound ( Read more... )

[Oh my stars, you have all made the panda so, so sad, you should all be totally and completely ashamed of your not!selves and selves and come on, guys. You're better than this.

Though, he only looks extremely freaking devastated for a moment, and then he's all crappy fake smiles and hey, that's, like, a totally big pot of food there, don't you ( Read more... )

[If there's any new arrivals right now, they'll be greeted with a strange sight ( Read more... )

[The feed starts with a familiar voice talking from far off, but nothing can be properly made out.

Eventually, however, the words start to get louder, until the oarsman's boat knocks against the docks...to knock off slightly at the weight of the panda in his boat.

He rows forward.

Thunk.

A few feet back.

Rows forward again.

Thump!Finally, he ( Read more... )